Insect Jokes
Jokes About Insects
What do bees do if they want to use public transport?..........Wait at a buzz stop
What do bees chew?...........Bumble gum
Why do bees hum? .....Because they have forgotten the words!
What kind of bees drop things all the time? .....Fumble bees!
What does a confused bee say? .....To bee or not to bee??
What do you call a bea who has had a magic spell put on him?? Bee witched!
What goes zzub zzub?? .....A bee flying backwards!!
What goes 99 clonk!! 99 - clonk!! .....A centipede with a wooden leg!
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How do you tell where a flea has bitten you?? .....Start from scratch!!
What did one flea say to the other flea after a night out?? ....Shall we walk...or take the dog??
What do you call a bee born in May? .....a Maybee!!
What is a bees favourite rock star? .....Sting!
Fave rock group? The Bee Gees!!! Arrrrgggghhh....
What has four wheels and flies?? A garbage bin!!!
How do fleas travel? .....They itch-hike!
What is an insects favourite game?? .....Cricket!!!
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