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Fish Jokes

Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean?.........Billy the Squid!

What fish only shines at night? ...Starfish

What do you call a fish with no eyes?.........a FSH!
 

What do sardines call submarines?........Cans of people!

How do fish go into business?......By starting out on a small scale....

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?........A hermit crab!

What kind of fish goes well with ice-cream?............Jellyfish!

 

 

Why are fish easy to weigh?.........Because they have their own scales!

What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?........As far away as possible!

Where do you weigh whales?.......At a whale-weigh station

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?.........The Codfather!

Where do fish go to borrow money?..........Loan Sharks

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?......They can train US to stand at the side of a pool and feed THEM!!

 

As we get closer to Christmas here are a few handy products for your consideration

Photo Christmas cards

You may want to buy lollies online

Or perhaps buy baby shower invitations

Or in fact personalised party invitations

Whatever your party needs - we have a huge range for sale online